lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via googlechromosomes)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via memewhore)

brokensoul-surroundedbylove:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

😭😅😭😭

(Source: porndirector, via memewhore)